For April Fools' Day: A poem about The Secret to Happiness! The secret is "Don't Say Nuthin'"
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BAY AREA, Calif. - Californer -- For April Fools' Day (and for all throughout the year)…Behold! Here is a Poem about the Universal Secret to Happiness...The Secret to Happiness is…
"Don't Say Nuthin'"

HERE IS THE POEM:

"Don't Say Nuthin'"
Copyright Robert M. Barrows 2018

Don't say nuthin' about her driving
Don't say nuthin' about her cooking
Don't say nuthin' about her lovin'
And you'll live a long, happy life

Don't say nuthin' about his drinkin'
Don't say nuthin' about his thinkin'
Don't say nuthin' about his stinkin'
And you'll live a long, happy life.

Don't say nuthin' about his attitude

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Don't say nuthin' about his lack of gratitude
Don't say nuthin' about his stupidity
And you'll live a long, happy life

Don't say nuthin' about his work
Don't say nuthin' about his cleaning
Don't say nuthin' about his self-delusions
And you'll live a long, happy life

Don't say nuthin' about her clothes
Don't say nuthin' about her weight
Don't say nuthin' about her hair
And you'll live a long, happy life

(Add your verses here…)

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PLEASE NOTE: In addition to publishing the poem...media companies could also set the poem up on a dedicated web page and let their audience add in some verses of their own.

It could become the longest running poem in the universe, in many different languages…and media companies could also sell a lot of advertising on those web pages.

Plus, it could also be turned into some great potential song lyrics (just send me a portion of the royalties).

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You can see some more of my poems in three books of poetry I wrote called "Crazy Robert's Poems and Potential Song Lyrics," "Crazy Robert's More Great Poems and Potential Song Lyrics" and "Crazy Robert's Third Great Book of Poems and Potential Song Lyrics."

And for people in the #Music business, I also compiled a book of the poems that would make some great song lyrics into a book called "Crazy Robert's Great Potential Song Lyrics Destined to Become Big Hits." You can download the books for a dollar each on Amazon.

Please give me a call if you would like any additional information…or…"Don't say Nuthin.'"

For more information, contact Robert Barrows at R.M. Barrows, Inc. Advertising & Public Relations at 650-344-4405, www.barrows.com

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